
"If you're sad, and like beer, I'm your lady."
In Depression-era Winnipeg, a legless beer baroness hosts a contest for the saddest music in the world, offering a grand prize of $25,000.

Isabella Rossellini
Lady Helen Port-Huntley

Mark McKinney
Chester Kent

Maria de Medeiros
Narcissa

David Fox
Fyodor Kent
Ross McMillan
Roderick Kent / Gravillo the Great

Louis Negin
Blind Seer

Darcy Fehr
Teddy
Claude Dorge
Duncan Elksworth

Talia Pura
Mary

Adriana O'Neil
Agnes
Jeff Sutton
Young Chester
Graeme Valentin
Young Roderick
Maggie Nagle
Chester's Mother
Victor Cowie
Man in Bar
Jessica Burleson
Lady's Secretary